Moods of a Woman

[Sarah99GXE]

Moods of a Woman:

 

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,

A Woman is a bundle of contradiction,

She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,

But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.

Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,

She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,

She'll win you in rags, enchant you in silk,

She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,

At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,

She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

 

Mood of a Man:

 

Horny.

Hungry.

[CityTruck]

HEY!!!   :angry:

Sometimes men get sleepy too  ;)

[MountaineerTom]

LOL!  

[gandolphxx]

My O My, don't you have us all figured out - LMAO

[sincityZ71]

LMAO!!

 

We are also always looking for beer too!!  

[bassdog]

We are also always looking for beer too!!  

 

Hence the horny and hungry part  

[Sarah99GXE]

I knew you guys would like this one.