Jesus is watching you

[General Lee 01]

A Burglar breaks into a house one night.

 

As he approaches the house, there is a sign on the fence that says "Jesus is watching you". He thinks they are really religous people, so he thinks nothing of it and proceeds to the living room window. He breaks the window, and enters the house. "We love Jesus", "We're thankful to Jesus", "Jesus IS watching" posters are plastered all over the place. The burglar thinks to himself "Man, these people are so Religous, They must be nice folks, so I'll leave them be.".

 

He decides to just exit out the back door, through the kitchen. He stepped into the dark kitchen, and heard a big Growl, which startled him. So he turned the lights on. And he saw a Big 150lbs Rottweiler sitting on the floor, with the meanest face the burglar ever seen.

 

Beside the dog, was a big, 10 gallon bowl, with blood drips all over it, And in big  bold letters, the bowl Read JESUS.