Guns Vs Women

[roofeo7]

I got this list from a friend in a forwarded email, I believe it may have come from David Letterman. Regardless...

 

Why Guns Are Better Than Women:

 

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.

 

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

 

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few tims.

 

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.

 

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

 

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

 

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

 

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

 

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

And the number one reason why a gun is better than a woman....

 

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!!

 

[tanked_darren]

[tyhuck]

Hmmm..... reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw once.

 

"Women are like guns. Keep one around long enough, and youre gonna want to shoot it."

[renegadeking]

thats a hilarious list as well as that bumper sticker. The best part is the silencer one.