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Kansas Kid Senior Enthusiast

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A group of girlfriends go on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has a sign telling you what's there."

 

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and, without hesitation, move on to the next floor.

 

The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor, where the sign reads, "All the men here are great lovers aand sensitive to the needs of women."  This was good, but there were still two more floors so, on to the fourth floor, where the sign read, "All the men here have perfect builds, are sensitive and attentive to women, and are perfect lovers. They are also single, rich, and straight." The women seemed pleased, but they decide that they want to see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth. When they reach the fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

 

 

So guys, is this true or false?   :D

chevy4x4trucks Senior Enthusiast

chevy4x4trucks

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I said false, I'm sure we could please them, but, that takes a lot of time and effort.  I figure if I spent as much time trying to please a woman as I do working on my truck I would be able to.

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