So who played what April fools jokes

[Chris]

I spent the day working my buddy's Silverado so I texted a couple people this

 

"I just f****d up my leg working on a Silverado. Its an 03 and the brakes have never been done. Caliper pins were seized. Cheater pipe came off the breaker bar the breaker bar almost cracked me in the nuts. Bruised femur. Beer time. Wanna see the x-ray"

 

I don't think I can show the x-ray pic on here. Might offend some people unless I get the OK from the mods above me. It was a x-ray of the leg and showed the outline of large genitalia

 

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[j-ten-ner]

I spent the day working my buddy's Silverado so I texted a couple people this

 

"I just f****d up my leg working on a Silverado. Its an 03 and the brakes have never been done. Caliper pins were seized. Cheater pipe came off the breaker bar the breaker bar almost cracked me in the nuts. Bruised femur. Beer time. Wanna see the x-ray"

 

I don't think I can show the x-ray pic on here. Might offend some people unless I get the OK from the mods above me. It was a x-ray of the leg and showed the outline of large genitalia

 

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Don't get fooled by an optical illusion.

I hate to say it but maybe you have short legs...

 

 

so long

j-ten-ner

 

[Chris]

I don't know how people would take this pic. I want to post it. Its not mine. If it was you would see 3 legs

 

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[kstruckcountry]

I put a pic of a new Dmax on my Facebook but no one bought it.

[Chris]

My uncle works in Utah. I was at work and he called my aunt and she's at her desk flipping out. I thought something would get thrown at me because my desk is next to hers. Apparently he called her and told her the expedition took a crap. Computer fried. And it got towed so while it was going to the shop he was going to have it fixed plus a 4 inch lift and some Tokyo M/T's to the tune of like $5000.

 

I called him and told him to let me know next time so I don't get attacked.

 

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[SarahsGMC]

I "jumped test hill blew out all my suspension and jammed motor through tranny"

 

 

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[99silveradoz71]

Wanted to get some aquarium accessories(plastic fish, plants, etc) and put them in the water tank in the girls' Keurig.

[Chris]

Wanted? Save it for next year and include pics

 

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[99silveradoz71]

Yeah, I ran out of time and couldn't get to the store

[Chris]

My uncle's was great. I thought q stapler would get thrown at me my aunt was so pissed. I don't know why because they both make 6 figures each. A few thousand dollars shouldnt be a concern.

 

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