JOTD: Johnny's Magic Trick

[Bad Bowtie2]

Johnny and Timmy entered the local chocolate store together. As they were looking at the candy, Timmy stole 3 chocolate bars. When they left the store Timmy said to Johnny, "Look! I'm the best thief ever! I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me put them in my pocket. You cant beat that".

Johnny replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the
shop and I'll show you real stealing." I'll steal while the shopkeeper
is watching me and he won't even know!!

So they went to the counter and Johnny said to the shopkeeper: "Do you
want to see a great magic trick?"

The shopkeeper replied: "Well, Yes. Sounds like fun."

Johnny said: "Give me three chocolate bars".

The shopkeeper gave Johnny the three chocolate bars and watched as he ate all three.

The shopkeeper then asked Johnny: "But where's the magic trick?"

Johnny replied: "Look in Timmy's pockets...."

[Chris]

F'd up. Johnny's a dick

 

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[SarahsGMC]

lmao johnny you little jerk

[Pknitty86]

Good job Johnny!

 

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[99silveradoz71]

Haha, nice