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JOTD: "Overheard at a Bar..."


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A horny, drunk college kid has been eye f@cking the sh#t out of this HOT lady at the bar ALL NIGHT LONG. She, in fact, has been noticing his interests too. After another stiff drink, he finally gets the courage to walk up & say something to her. Jokingly (and just to break the ice) he says, "Hey babe, do you work for UPS or the Postal Service? Because I've noticed you checking out my PACKAGE....".

Having already downed a few power drinks herself, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here good looking, I screw anybody!! Anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!!"

Confused and eyes now wide open with surprise, the kid responds, "No kidding? I'm in Congress too!! What state are you from?"


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