Patriotic Duties

BlackSilver · March 25, 2003

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of

alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!

Elwood · March 25, 2003

k1500chevy97 · March 26, 2003

In the lawn chair with a 6 pack is where I will be

silverado3500 · March 26, 2003

In the lawn chair with a 6 pack is where I will be

So will I!

antig24 · March 26, 2003

hehe

Shaners · March 26, 2003

If that's what I have to do, then consider it done!

Elwood · March 26, 2003

In the lawn chair with a 6 pack is where I will be

6 pack nothin'. I'm going to run out an extension cord and a mini fridge.

MountaineerTom · March 26, 2003

Do you have to sit in your own yard?

I don't know if I want to see my neighbors.

sincityZ71 · March 26, 2003

Do you have to sit in your own yard?

I don't know if I want to see my neighbors.

Yeah...I think I would have to go find neighborhood full of hot college babes

95whtZR2 · March 26, 2003

Would sitting out front of a female only Residence Hall (dorm) count?

Tom

Wingnut · March 26, 2003

Do you have to sit in your own yard?

I don't know if I want to see my neighbors.

Come sit in my yard, my neighbors wife is hot.

Half of my neighborhood is active military....So....Lots of hot young women...Home alone...

....Sorry... Wingnut losing train of thou....g..ht.

99silveradoz71 · March 26, 2003

....Sorry... Wingnut losing train of thou....g..ht.

You and the rest of us here.

General Lee 01 · March 26, 2003

This just in: The taliban thinks anyone with the initials JB, and the number 3 is evil, so the 3 prettiest ladies inthe neighborhood have to make out with guys who are initialed, JB.

And that's the truth, or my name isn't Jeremy Brown.

Wingnut · March 26, 2003

This just in: The taliban thinks anyone with the initials JB, and the number 3 is evil, so the 3 prettiest ladies inthe neighborhood have to make out with guys who are initialed, JB.

And that's the truth, or my name isn't Jeremy Brown.

Sweet!

I'm changing my name.

Jihad Basher.