Monday's JOTD

[SteveBBB]

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation

would like to express praise for answered prayers.

Joann stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise.

 

 

Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible

bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was

excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help

him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in

the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor

Phil must have experienced. "Phil was unable to hold me or

the grandchildren," she went on, "and every move

caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed

a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to

piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's

scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

 

 

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed

uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on

Phil. "Now," she announced in a quivering voice,

"thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say

that with time, his scrotum should recover

completely."

 

 

 

All the men sighed with unified relief. The

pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something

to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to

the podium. He said, "Hi, I'm Phil." The

entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife,

the word is sternum."

[99silveradoz71]

Ha, classic.

[Bad Bowtie2]

LOL!!