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Tell me you wouldn't love to do this...I would.

 

 

 

These activists may be alone or in a gathering and

most of us don't know

how to react to them. When you come upon one of these

people, or one of

their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:

 

 

1. Listen politely while this person explains their

views. Strike up a

conversation if necessary and look very interested in

their ideas. They

will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by

attacking the people

who did this to us, we will only bring on more

violence. They will

probably use many arguments, ranging from political to

religious to humanitarian.

 

2. In the middle of their remarks, without any

warning, punch them in the nose.

 

3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they

will be very angry

and they may try to hit you, so be careful.

 

4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that

violence only brings

about more violence and remind them of their stand on

this matter. Tell

them if they are really committed to a non-violent

approach to

undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and

negotiate a

solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they

really believe

what they are saying.

 

5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree

that you are correct.

 

6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this

time hit them much

harder. Square in the nose.

 

7. Repeat steps 2-6 until the desired results are

obtained and the idiot

realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.

 

8. There is no difference in an individual attacking

an unsuspecting

victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of

people. It is

unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high

cost. We owe our

military a huge debt for what they are about to do for

us and our

children. We must support them and our leaders at

times like these. We

have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or

we will keep

getting hit in the nose.

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