a ricer's story

96Z71asskicker · May 9, 2003

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this 1500, even with it's big Motor, As light goes green and I pull like no joke, The 1500 erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing, My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing, I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep that four-banger straining, In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

:owned:

Batgirl · May 9, 2003

varmint2506 · May 9, 2003

LMAO

gave20 · May 9, 2003

SWEEEET! :thumb:

99silveradoz71 · May 10, 2003

Outstanding

BadBowtie · May 10, 2003

chevyman992002 · May 10, 2003

that was great.

Kania2k1 · May 10, 2003

:owned:

95whtZR2 · May 10, 2003

That was a really good story, now the ricer will be asking for a supercharger for x-mas....

TOm

SnakeEyeSS · May 11, 2003

I will be showing this to my friend, who drive a VTEC 4 cyl Honda

antig24 · May 11, 2003

lol

The Beav · May 12, 2003

Cheap-ass-no-NOS-having-little-ricer is just a speed bump for an American V8 truck (even F**d & D***e)!

tmf6902 · May 12, 2003

way to funny

R Dogg 56 · May 14, 2003

Oh, that's sweet !!

IMHO, the only thing that I did'nt want to see in both FNF and the previews for 2F2F, were the uncalled-for destruction of the Charger, Rustang, and the Vette