Take this little test

[Jpshostr]

To ensure we Americans never offend anyone - particularly fanatics intent onbvkilling us - airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, and 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips.

Let's pause a moment and take the following test:

 

 

In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:

 

(a) Norwegians from Ballard;

(b) Elvis;

© A tour bus full of 80-year-old women; or

(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

 

 

In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

 

(a) A pizza delivery boy;

(b) Crazed feminists complaining that being able to throw a grenade

beyond its own burst radius was an unfair and sexist requirement in basic training;

© Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day; or

(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

 

 

In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

 

(a) Luca Brazzi, for not being given a part in "Godfather 2;"

(b) The Tooth Fairy;

© Butch and Sundance who had a few sticks of dynamite left over from

the train mission, or,

(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

 

 

In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

 

(a) Mr. Rogers;

(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems;

© The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain;

or

(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

 

 

On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed by:

 

(a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd.

(b) The Supreme Court of Florida trying to outdo their attempted

hijacking of the 2000 Presidential election;

© Mr. Bean,

(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

 

 

Hmmm ............. nope, ain't no patterns here

[gandolphxx]

JP, You will love this Ann Coulter

[Jpshostr]

JP, You will love this Ann Coulter

Its time we start protecting ourselves and not worry about offending the people that try to blow us up or live in caves.

 

This not allowing profiling stuff just pisses me off, I guess we all know that common sense is lacking in the government.