Cirlce Flies

[elboberino]

Circle Flies

 

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the

Trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general

began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer

uncomfortable.

 

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was

doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his

head.

 

The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"

 

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said--"Well yeah, if that‚s

what they are--I never heard of circle flies."

 

So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See,

they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling

around the back end of a horse."

 

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket.

 

Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you

trying to call me a horse's a$$?"

 

The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law

enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a

horse's a$$."

 

The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing

the ticket.

 

After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

[MarkD]

HAhaHAhaHAhaHa!

[greyghost03]

Good one!

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