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diyer2 Posted March 23, 2017 Author Share Posted March 23, 2017 *ELTON AND DAVID'S BABY* *Elton John and his partner Davis Furnish had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated. After the baby was born, Elton and David were ushered into the maternity ward. A dozen babies were lying in their cribs, and eleven of them were crying and screaming. In the corner, one baby was lying quietly, smiling. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs. "Isn't it wonderful..??" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love...!!" The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his ass...."* 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diyer2 Posted March 23, 2017 Author Share Posted March 23, 2017 One day a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, he tied her up and went fishing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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diyer2 Posted March 25, 2017 Author Share Posted March 25, 2017 A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a revolver yelling "who's the bastard thats been screwing my wife" ? A voice from the back of the bar shouts back "you don't have enough ammo". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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diyer2 Posted March 28, 2017 Author Share Posted March 28, 2017 Say you’re an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G. The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning , cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change or heart? They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now. And who will be paying for all this? The same government that told you they couldn’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you’re at it. And now because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes! Is this a great country or what? Now that I’ve solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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