Joke Thread

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To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home. I started to cry when I thought of you. Then it dawned on me...oh, shit.. I'll see you on the bus.

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[JDerstine]

How to escape from the cops

 

 

 

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To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home. I started to cry when I thought of you. Then it dawned on me...oh, shit.. I'll see you on the bus.

 

The Germans use a different approach.

Since Jan 2017, seniors are allowed to jaywalk across the street.

In 2018, they have to....

 

so long

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[SnakeEyeSS]

I need that in a Large.

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