A little english lesson

[k1500chevy97]

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ‘f**k’.

Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, ‘f**k’ is the only word referred to as ‘The F word.’

It’s the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

‘f**k,’ as most words in the English language, is derived from German.

The word ‘Flicken’ which means ‘To strike’.

In English, ‘f**k’ falls into many grammatical categories.

As a transitive verb for instance, “John f**ked Shirley,” as an intransitive verb, “Shirley f**ks.”

It’s meaning is not always sexual.

It can be used as an adjective such as, “John’s doing all the f**king work.”

As part of an adverb, “Shirley talks too f**king much.”

As an adverb enhancing an adjective, “Shirley is f**king beautiful.”

As the object of an adverb, “Shirley is f**king beautifully.”

As a noun, “I don’t give a f**k.”

As part of a word, “Abso-f**king-lutly” or “In-f**king-credible.”

And as almost every work in a sentence, “f**k the f**king f**kers.”

As you may realise, there are very few words with the versatility of ‘f**k.’

As in these examples describing situations such as, Fraud: “I got f**ked at the used car lot.”

Dismay: “Aww, f**k it,” trouble: “I guess I’m really f**ked now.”

Aggression: “Don’t f**k with me buddy.”

Difficulty: “I don’t understand this f**king question.”

Inquiry: “Who the f**k was that.”

Dissatisfaction: “I don’t like what the f**k is going on here.”

Incompetence: “He’s a f**k off.”

Dismissal: “Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go f**k yourself.?”

I’m sure you can think of many more examples.

With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?

We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.

It will identify the quality of your character immediately, so say it loudly and proudly, f**k YOU!

[Wingnut]

Good stuff.

 

Have you ever heard the audio version of that?

 

The one with "Masterpiece Theater" music in the background?

 

Funny chit.

[tmf6902]

LOL....that's great...let us know how high your warning level gets......LMAO

[k1500chevy97]

LOL....that's great...let us know how high your warning level gets......LMAO

I figure as long as the language filter catches it (which it did) it should be kool

[TROYROBO]

 

[bummed-n-Md]

I was going to post that a couple of months ago, but I figured I would have my warnings max'd out in 1 post.

 

[k1500chevy97]

I was going to post that a couple of months ago, but I figured I would have my warnings max'd out in 1 post.

 

Naaaaa the automatic language filter will take care of it for ya

[AirForceAngler]

Here ya go. WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!!!!

 

VERY STRONG LANGUAGE. ADULTS ONLY!!!!! Please don't kick me off for this!

 

 

WARNING WARNING WARNING There, you've been warned.

 

The Word

[MCourson]

 

[2xtreme]

Good stuff.

 

Have you ever heard the audio version of that?

 

The one with "Masterpiece Theater" music in the background?

 

Funny chit.

I saw that a while back funny chit