A young newlywed couple wanted to join a small church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couple agreed.
Two weeks later they returned. The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?"
"Pastor," the young husband replied, "I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks."
"What happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with desire and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," the pastor responded firmly.
"That's okay," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the grocery store anymore either..."
Deleted my L5P a while back and it's been running strong. The 4" delete pipe + tune was the way to go for me. Much better throttle response and no more worrying about the emissions stuff
Clogged DPF at low miles is way too common on these new ones. A lot of guys are going the delete route to avoid constant regens and expensive replacements. Worth looking into if you're out of warranty soon
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