19 ways to maimtain your insanity

sgroby214 · January 14, 2004

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation (hee hee Lyn)

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

tmf6902 · January 14, 2004

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."

When I was in college my friends and I would always do that to each other when we paid for bills in the house. The bank teller gave me funny looks at first, then the would just laugh. One guy actually asked me if I was sure I wanted to give them a check with it there. I told him that sometimes the truth hurts.

MCourson · January 14, 2004

TROYROBO · January 14, 2004

gave20 · January 14, 2004

LOL

k1500chevy97 · January 14, 2004

Kania2k1 · January 20, 2004

Freakin great, I may have to implement a few of those

elboberino · January 21, 2004

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors."

When I was in college my friends and I would always do that to each other when we paid for bills in the house. The bank teller gave me funny looks at first, then the would just laugh. One guy actually asked me if I was sure I wanted to give them a check with it there. I told him that sometimes the truth hurts.

Yep, me and my roommates do that. Of course, we add different things like "Erotic Whipcream Massage" or "Genital Tongue Bath." I don't think my roommates deposit the checks with the teller since they haven't had any stories about funny looks yet.