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Hey GUYS

Check out this... I was coming back from a doctors appointment with my expectant wife and this fool in a Lexus is driving like a slug :jester: witha cell phone stuck to his head :lol: . So naturally I eased around him. Down the road a little bit he start checking out my rear bumper. We come up on a long strait and he pulls out to pass me. When he got about my rear tire I just nail the gas and look out! Before I knew it my truck was dying at 118 ( I set my speed limiter to 118) and the lexus was a about 500 feet behind me.

Wether or not he let me leave him Ill never know :thumbs: , but to me... THATS A KILL! :cool:

Oh yeah, I had the wife's ok to smoke him, she hates :cry: people who talk on phone and try to drive at the same time.

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Hey GUYS

Check out this... I was coming back from a doctors appointment with my expectant wife and this fool in a Lexus is driving like a slug :banghead:  witha cell phone stuck to his head :loser: . So naturally I eased around him.  Down the road a little bit he start checking out my rear bumper.  We come up on a long strait and he pulls out to pass me.  When he got about my rear tire I just nail the gas and look out! Before I knew it my truck was dying at 118 ( I set my speed limiter to 118)  and the lexus was a about 500 feet behind me.

Wether or not he let me leave him Ill never know :cheers: , but to me... THATS A KILL! :thumbs:

Oh yeah, I had the wife's ok to smoke him, she hates :fume:  people who talk on phone and try to drive at the same time.

Good kill, but.....

 

...my expectant wife
and
... truck (sic) at 118

 

Boy, I hope you knew what you were doing, because those two just don't sound like a good combo.

 

However....

 

Oh yeah, I had the wife's ok to smoke him, she hates people who talk on phone and try to drive at the same time.

 

Well, at least you had her permission. :D:cheers::thumbs:

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Yeah I would have never tried it If she did not agree. But when she gets hormonal :cheers: and says JUMP I dont ask questions( I know whats good for me). But mostly I drive normally when she is with me :thumbs: . Especially with all the precious cargo. :banghead:

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I got this talk'n'chat thing down.......the cell phone somes last. I'e been known to through the phone across the car interior to free my hands when I notcie something happening a quarter mile up the road....and sometimes people get confused because I'll just completely stop in the middle of a sentence because I am trying to discerns dangers on the road......so I'm like the opposite, my cell phone skills are HORRIBLE when I'm driving, lol.

 

oh, and if you wanna see a good "fight", watch BMW and Lexus drivers next to each when they are both in a hurry. the real thing vs. the imitator

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