Typical Automotive Forum Posts

[OnBelay]

Mercedes forum

- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court.

How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

 

Bentley Forums

- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

 

Camaro/Firebird Forums

- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I

have a record and I ain't going back.

 

Mustang forums

-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

 

Monte Carlo forums

-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

 

Civic forums

-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

 

VW Bug forum

- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

 

Yugo Forum

- When's the last time yours ran?

 

Lamborghini forum

- Wind noise around 210MPH

 

Miata forums

- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

 

Chevy Tahoe forum

- Are gas prices going down any time soon?

 

Pontiac Fiero forum

- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

 

BMW 7-series forum

- Where to get service on my Rolex?

 

Cadillac forum

- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

 

Buick Forum

- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

 

Delorean forum

- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

 

Crown Victoria forum

- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

 

Honda Accord forum

- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

 

Toyota Echo forum

- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

 

Ferrari forums

- Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast.

 

Porsche forums

- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

 

Saturn forums

- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

 

Jaguar

- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

 

Mini

- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

 

Dodge Viper forum

- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

 

McLaren F1 forum

-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

 

Dodge Minivan forum

- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

 

Hummer forum

- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

 

Fiat forum

-Hello? Am I the only member?

 

Subaru WRX forum

- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

 

Chevy pickup forum

- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

 

SRT Forums..

"Will this void my warranty"

 

RX7 Forums

- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

 

DSM Forums

-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

 

Supra Forums

-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

 

Vette Forums

-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

 

Ford 2.3 forums

-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

[Wingnut]

Vette Forums

-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

 

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The guy that sits by me at work has an 03 Z06...And he got quite the laugh out of that one.

[PELICAN]

 

really How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

[Wingnut]

You mean the "cowboy pinstriping"?

 

Easy...Just drive through more mud.

[99silveradoz71]

Very well done

[rascal]

great post!

 

only a couple of problems, I used to wander how to get tobacco stains off my VW, and I'm deffently not an eco nut. eco nuts drive full size 70's model sedans. oh well just me