Dear John Letter

[MMM]

You'll love this.......

 

The ultimate response to a Dear John Letter...You gotta love a man like

this...Humor in the face of defeat!!!

 

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan.

While he was there, he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter

she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone, and

that she wanted to break up with him...AND, that she wanted the pictures

that he had of her back.

 

So, the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to

his buddies and collected all of the unwanted photos of women that he could

find.

 

He then mailed about 25 pictures of women(some with clothes, some without)

to his girlfriend with the following note...

 

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the

rest back."

[99silveradoz71]

Outstanding(said of course in that FMJ drill Sgt. style)

[tmf6902]

ROTFLMAO Good stuff

[Greg]

Semper Fi!

[bummed-n-Md]

heard that one back during Desert Storm.

 

Still good though.

 

Semper Fi.

[kirkRHughes]

I too heard this durring Desert Storm, always gives me a smile. I don't think Semper Fi quite fits in this situation seeing as it means "always faithful".

[bummed-n-Md]

In order of importance well ingrained in boot camp by a crotchety old salt DI (was that redundent?)

 

God

Country

Corps

Family

... All others

hookers

thiefs

cheating girl frineds

cheating wives

[kirkRHughes]

Duty Honor Country, Got the same thing in basic, everyone not military was a f*ckin civilian.