Rectum Stretcher

[Scyry]

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday - 10

miles over the limit - a

woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a

radar gun on the other

side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked

up to the car, and with

that classic patronizing smirk we all know and

love(?), asked, "What's your

hurry?"

 

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

 

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

 

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

 

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And

just what does a rectum

stretcher do?"

 

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger,

then I work my way up to

two fingers, then three, then four, then with my

whole hand in. I work from

side to side until I can get both hands in, and then

I slowly but surely

stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

 

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot

*hole?" he asked.

 

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a

bridge..."

 

Traffic Ticket: $95.00

Court Costs: $45.00

Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS

[R Dogg 56]

Better not let Bill see that one....

[99silveradoz71]

Actually it's been here before, and I usually use the fence line

[Scyry]

Just poking fun, my Brother n'law is a sheriff and my Uncle is CHP, they always want me to send them any cop jokes.

[cokedrvrbjw]

[tmf6902]

That's funny!