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zo6freak Enthusiast

zo6freak

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Why dosent Michael Jackson like sleeping with 38 year olds?

 

 

Because there are 30 of them :cheers::cheers:

 

 

 

A three legged dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender,

 

"any one seen who shot my paw?" :chevy:

 

 

Sorry guys im really bored

marko Enthusiast

marko

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Another one:

 

When is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

 

When the big hand touches the little hand....

Wingnut Senior Enthusiast

Wingnut

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved the front of his pants. The bartender says, "That looks uncomfortable!" The pirate replies," Argh! It is drivin' me nuts!"

MrQuadrasteer Senior Enthusiast

MrQuadrasteer

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I'm a frayed knot ???

 

 

 

 

 

Reaching here, guys.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go drive your danm trucks or something :cheers:

 

 

 

 

 

Just don't try parking them at 50mph.

 

 

 

When going for salisbury steaks.

 

 

 

 

 

Listening to Suicidal :chevy:

mudbug660 Enthusiast

mudbug660

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a blond is rowing a boat out in the middle of a desert next to the highway. Another blond is driving driving by and at the sight of her, slams on her brakes. she jumps out of her car and yells "you know, it's people like you that give us blonds a bad name. And if I could swim I'd woop your (_:_)

PELICAN Enthusiast

PELICAN

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I'm a frayed knot ???

 

 

 

 

 

Reaching here, guys.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go drive your danm trucks or something :D

 

 

 

 

 

Just don't try parking them at 50mph.

 

 

 

When going for salisbury steaks.

 

 

 

 

 

Listening to Suicidal :crackup:

 

 

 

 

 

I do knot know which is worse. The fact that I had to think about your 1st joke before I got it or that I thought your 2nd joke was funnier.

MrQuadrasteer Senior Enthusiast

MrQuadrasteer

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I'm a frayed knot ???

 

 

 

 

 

Reaching here, guys.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go drive your danm trucks or something :D

 

 

 

 

 

Just don't try parking them at 50mph.

 

 

 

When going for salisbury steaks.

 

 

 

 

 

Listening to Suicidal :D

 

 

 

 

 

I do knot know which is worse. The fact that I had to think about your 1st joke before I got it or that I thought your 2nd joke was funnier.

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's terrible !!!

 

 

(from when I was molesting some boyz at a dudge site:)

 

What do you call a cow with four horns.....

 

quadrasteer :crackup:

 

For dudge boyz, I thought that was pretty funny !!

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