Michael Jackson Joke

[zo6freak]

Why dosent Michael Jackson like sleeping with 38 year olds?

 

 

Because there are 30 of them

 

 

 

A three legged dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender,

 

"any one seen who shot my paw?"

 

 

Sorry guys im really bored

[marko]

Another one:

 

When is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

 

When the big hand touches the little hand....

[Wingnut]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved the front of his pants. The bartender says, "That looks uncomfortable!" The pirate replies," Argh! It is drivin' me nuts!"

[MrQuadrasteer]

I'm a frayed knot ???

 

 

 

 

 

Reaching here, guys.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go drive your danm trucks or something

 

 

 

 

 

Just don't try parking them at 50mph.

 

 

 

When going for salisbury steaks.

 

 

 

 

 

Listening to Suicidal

[drumset5994]

What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boys Pants....Half Off

[mudbug660]

a blond is rowing a boat out in the middle of a desert next to the highway. Another blond is driving driving by and at the sight of her, slams on her brakes. she jumps out of her car and yells "you know, it's people like you that give us blonds a bad name. And if I could swim I'd woop your (_:_)

[PELICAN]

I'm a frayed knot ???

 

 

 

 

 

Reaching here, guys.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go drive your danm trucks or something

 

 

 

 

 

Just don't try parking them at 50mph.

 

 

 

When going for salisbury steaks.

 

 

 

 

 

Listening to Suicidal

 

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I do knot know which is worse. The fact that I had to think about your 1st joke before I got it or that I thought your 2nd joke was funnier.

[MrQuadrasteer]

I'm a frayed knot ???

 

 

 

 

 

Reaching here, guys.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go drive your danm trucks or something

 

 

 

 

 

Just don't try parking them at 50mph.

 

 

 

When going for salisbury steaks.

 

 

 

 

 

Listening to Suicidal

 

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I do knot know which is worse. The fact that I had to think about your 1st joke before I got it or that I thought your 2nd joke was funnier.

 

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That's terrible !!!

 

 

(from when I was molesting some boyz at a dudge site:)

 

What do you call a cow with four horns.....

 

quadrasteer

 

For dudge boyz, I thought that was pretty funny !!