Hurricane Season

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We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season in Florida. If you're new to the area, you're probably wondering what you need to do to prepare for the possibility that we'll get hit by "the big one." Based on our experiences, we recommend that you follow this simple three-step hurricane preparedness plan:

 

STEP 1. Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family for at least three days.

 

STEP 2. Put these supplies into your truck.

 

STEP 3. Drive to Nebraska and remain there until Thanksgiving

 

 

Unfortunately, statistics show that most people will not follow this sensible plan. Most people will foolishly stay here in Florida. We'll start with one of the most important hurricane preparedness items:

 

HOMEOWNERS' INSURANCE: If you own a home, you must have hurricane insurance. Fortunately, this insurance is cheap and easy to get, as long as your home meets two basic requirements:

 

(1) It is reasonably well-built, and...

 

(2) It is located in Nebraska.

 

 

EVACUATION ROUTE: If you live in a low-lying area, you should have an evacuation route planned out. (To determine whether you live in a low-lying area, look at your driver's license; if it says "Florida", you live in a low-lying area.)

[99silveradoz71]

Another good one

[Clavin78]

but then you move to nebraska and have to worry about tornados