What happened w/ JPshostr last-night?

[General Lee 01]

Alright, for you guys tht weren't in the chat last night.

 

JPshostr has Roomate troubles. The R\M called his G\F and said all this mushy, wussy, non-masculine stuff to her. Then the roomate decides to pump up his massive collection of enya songs.

 

Well, we were talking and JP just up and signed off without warning. which left us wondering..What happened?

 

So what do you guys think happened?

 

And maybe we'll get an answer "Straight from the cow's mouth".

[patrick]

or he loved the enya so much he had to sign off to make his own copies  

[Kansas Kid]

I still have faith in Jp, so I think he kicked that pansy in the balls, and shut the Enya crap off.  I also think he partly proceeded with calling the roommates g/f up and telling her that her boyfriend was gay.  Probably didn't get to the asking her out part though, because he can't listen to her Polish music.....

[pacodiablo]

i dunno.  

 

 

i was a chevy owner in chat last nite, it was boring

[Elwood]

I voted for the first one.

 

And JP I feel for you.  I have roomie problems too.  I live in a suite in my dorm and my suitemates listen to ©rap all the time very loud, and they have about 10 or 20 other guys over; they scream and yell all the time and stomp the floor so much that my bed shakes.  This usually happens every night from around 10p.m. until around 2a.m. and it's happening more during the day since we've been back from break.  I'm on the list to be moved and get a room to myself, hopefully I'm out by the end of the week, if not there's gonna be a fight.  We almost got into one the last night I was here before break.  Something has to change soon or I'm gonna snap.  As a matter of fact they're going strong already this evening.

[NewbieZ71]

I had one roomie for about a month.  That was enough for me.  About the third time his coca cola bottle filled with chew spit spilled I had enough.  Got a room by myself after that.  Feel for you Elwood.

[Jpshostr]

Well, last night after I left I asked him just how much longer he planned to be on the dang phone (it was 3 hours and counting, not an uncommon thing).   So he started his goodbye sweetie, blow a kiss, our trust is so deep crap, ten minutes later he finally hung up.  I told him that if I have to sound like him to get a GF, count me out.  Got a big long lecture of how I don't know what I'm missing, blah blah blah blah, I need to bring out more of my feminine side, blah blah blah.  I said "WTF, my feminine side?"  End of conversation.  He cranks up some polish stuff with out his headphones, I quickly have to stop that because I'm at wits end.  I turn on TV, watch hot chicks and don't talk to him about them because he isn't interested.  He goes to bed, I stay up til 1:30 downloading Shakira (what the hell was I thinking?), playing on GMTC, and eating.

[Kansas Kid]

Dang it Jp, you are gonna have to kick him in the balls to get anywhere with this situation....

[Jpshostr]

Dang it Jp, you are gonna have to kick him in the balls to get anywhere with this situation....

I would, but the way he acts I don't think he has any. :0

[DigUout]

I would, but the way he acts I don't think he has any. :0

Gonna be a loooong semester cow-boy.  Any chance of following Elwoods lead?

[RyanbabZ71]

what a loser.  Give him a swirly man (stick his head in the toliet and flush).  Then kick him in the nuts and throw him outta the room and say "dont you come back till you change"

 

 

sounds like a plan

[Jpshostr]

Gonna be a loooong semester cow-boy.  Any chance of following Elwoods lead?

Well I got through the first semester while living with him, so I can make it through this one as well.  I'm gone quite a bit, so that is really the only thing that keeps me sane, he NEVER leaves.  He goes to class, eats, and sits at his computer talking to himself.  I've never come across someone as anti-social as him.  I'd like to get a room by myself, but dang, thats a lot of $$$.

[Jpshostr]

throw him outta the room and say "dont you come back till you change"

Thats what I did with one of the roommates I had last year, the gay one.  He was really doing a good job of pissing me off, so I took his keys, shoved him out the door, and locked it.  He had to spend the night in the computer lab.