Elevator Jokes

[Combatvet0311]

Whats the funniest thing you guys can think to say to a stranger as the door opens and they start to step onto an elevator you're already riding in?

[Wingnut]

Position yourself where he's standing behind you and start mumbling a two-way conversation to yourself.

 

"you shouldn't have killed that guy you know"

 

"I know, but he wouldn't quit staring at the back of my head"

[HyperBuzzin]

 

• Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, d**n it, all of you just shut UP!"
  
• Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
  
• Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
  
• Frown and mutter "Gotta go...Gotta go..." then sigh and say "Oops!"
  
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and inform the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
  
• As a passenger enters, in a Scottish accent announce "Ready to beam you up Captain"
  

 

[Schmids5.3l]

Immidiately after eye contact scream at the top of your lungs for about 1 second, then act completely normal.

 

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

[WI_Dave]

As the door closes grab your crotch and start screaming "IT BURNS"

[General Lee 01]

My elevator jokes are a little on the mean side.... and they don't have speaking parts.

 

 

People tend to not like it when you're on the top floor jumping up and down in it as they're trying to get off.

[walizard]

OK who farted

[Mark_in_Tulsa]

THIS BATHROOM KEEPS GOING UP AND DOWN!!!!!!!!!

[buckshot]

Whats the funniest thing you guys can think to say to a stranger as the door opens and they start to step onto an elevator you're already riding in?

pace back and forth real frantic like and when they go to get off tell them that they shouldn't be contaminated

[Bigmike875]

Ask them if the coast is clear, then take off running down the hall, Then see if they still get on!