Forgotten Anniversary

[General Lee 01]

A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be

something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds

flat!"

 

The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in

the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it ...

and found a brand new bathroom scale.

 

Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.

[99silveradoz71]

I think I've seen that one around, but priceless nonetheless

[General Lee 01]

Yeah I know I've heard the "funeral Services for the husband..." line before, but I don't remember the scale bit.

[vic_salve]

A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be

something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds

flat!"

 

The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in

the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it ...

and found a brand new bathroom scale.

 

Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.

 

 

I have a fresh slap mark on cheeck after telling this to wife. Thanks!

[C & A s Dad]

Vic, my guess is you have not been married very long. After 22 years I have learned there are some things better left unsaid.

[pwall]

Vic, my guess is you have not been married very long. After 22 years I have learned there are some things better left unsaid.

I hear ya....

[General Lee 01]

I thought that was something to be learned before the wedding!

[Schmids5.3l]

 

[99silverado1500]

hahahhahhaha thats great. I gotta try that on someone one of these days

[-Devil-]

Vic, my guess is you have not been married very long. After 22 years I have learned there are some things better left unsaid.

 

 

yeah ... things such as

 

'good morning'

'my you look great today'

'yes it looks good on you'

'this food tastes great!'

 

and my fave

 

'no thanks, i would wrather have a glass of water instead of another bottle of rum'