America's Smartest Woman

[Draenor]

An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

 

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

 

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

 

The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy said I am a US Senate, the democratic party needs me and my liver still has some good years left. So he grabbed a cocktail and the pack next to him and jumped.

 

The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

 

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag!"

[Schmids5.3l]

 

[C & A s Dad]

Oh yea I like it. The only way this could be better is if it were a true story.

[Nytemare]

Oh yea I like it. The only way this could be better is if it were a true story.

 

X2

[06Hayabusa]

 

Classic

[99silveradoz71]

Haha, that's great

[dietz4ibanez]

Well I can tell that you all wont be voting for Hilary Clinton and neither will I!!! Great Joke

[Norseman]

Oh yea I like it. The only way this could be better is if it were a true story.

YUP!

[99silverado1500]

I finally will be able to vote this fall, and let me tell you, even if I had a gun to my head, and was forced to vote for Hillary Clinton, id let them shoot me, NO WAY will a woman be president....but this joke is hillarious btw lol

[2000DV4.8]

I finally will be able to vote this fall, and let me tell you, even if I had a gun to my head, and was forced to vote for Hillary Clinton, id let them shoot me, NO WAY will a woman be president....but this joke is hillarious btw lol

 

 

I wouldn't have a problem with a woman president, as long as it's not THAT woman. Great joke, by the way