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God d**n birds filled my truck up with their s**t. It's all over the roof lmao and the tonneu cover :(.

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God d**n birds filled my truck up with their s**t. It's all over the roof lmao and the tonneu cover :( .

 

 

I know what you mean, carry a spring loaded bb gun :(

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Dude at least you didnt hit the birds with your truck cause that could get really messy! I had a picture of guy who had hit a bird with his truck cracked the glass and guts were everywhere!

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I know what he's talking about. Seems like they always crap all over my truck when it's really clean. Almost like they see the glare from up above and aim for it on purpose. Birds are worthless IMO.

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I know what he's talking about. Seems like they always crap all over my truck when it's really clean. Almost like they see the glare from up above and aim for it on purpose. Birds are worthless IMO.

 

I can't get over how badass your sig pic looks. That truck is sweet, dude.

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Dude at least you didnt hit the birds with your truck cause that could get really messy! I had a picture of guy who had hit a bird with his truck cracked the glass and guts were everywhere!

 

Blkchevy, years ago when I was in law enforcement, I was responding to a vehicle accident with injuries on the far side of town. Enroute, doing about 90 mph, a goose swooped low over the road and pow! I nailed it. The goose lodged between the light bar and the roof. When I arrived on the scene, it wasn't a pretty sight AND the goose was still flapping! Oh, no one was hurt in the accident.

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J, just so you will know, I am reporting this to PETA and I am sure they will be paying you a visit. :(

 

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals

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You are so right. I just finished off some ribs and chicken leftovers from a litlle grilling I did last night.

 

You know, All God's creatures have a place on this earth, for some, it is right next to the rice and gravy. :(

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J, just so you will know, I am reporting this to PETA and I am sure they will be paying you a visit. :(

 

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals

 

That reminds me of this bumpersticker:

 

For every animal you don't eat... I'm going to eat three!

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