Best Joke Of The Decade

[hubbycap]

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

 

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's duck in to my apartment,... I hear someone coming.'

 

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'

 

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It 's got to be your ears.'

 

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at me, I'm 100% natural. I work out every day and I'm firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'

 

Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me.'

[thecraft]

 

[2000DV4.8]

 

[onac255]

That made my day man!!

[sillyazz]

Guessed the ending but that was still good.

[VMax2007]

Ok, I admit it, that was pretty d**n funny.

 

[C & A s Dad]

I did not see the end to that one.

 

That was good

[99silveradoz71]

Oh my

[RealTruck]

A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

 

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's duck in to my apartment,... I hear someone coming.'

 

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'

 

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It 's got to be your ears.'

 

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at me, I'm 100% natural. I work out every day and I'm firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'

 

Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me.'

Now thats good!!

[dietz4ibanez]

haha

[Zembonez]

FRED!

 

[Bobslob]

WOW

[GMSea97]

That was great

[General Lee 01]

Here I was thinking you were about to bust out something out of the Reader's Digest anecdotes.... You might just survive today's culture after-all Fred!

 

 

It's edgy... it's on the line.... but it's great.

 

 

Good one Fred!

[Hootowl]