Southern Blonde

[Scyry]

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very

Attractive blonde woman from South Carolina arrived and bet

Twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

 

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I

Play topless.'

 

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice, and yelled,

'Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!' As the dice came

To a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed, 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

 

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them

Asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know... I

Thought you were watching.'

 

Moral:

 

Not all Southerners are stupid.

 

Not all blondes are dumb.

 

But all men... Are men.

[Schmids5.3l]

Good'n

 

But all men... Are men.

 

Isn't that the truth.

[dietz4ibanez]

nice, as I type this I think to myself how nice it would have been to be the dealer!

[pennzoil29]

nice, as I type this I think to myself how nice it would have been to be the dealer!

That would've definately been one to see.

[VMax2007]

nice, as I type this I think to myself how nice it would have been to be the dealer!

That would've definately been one to see.

 

 

 

Actually....TWO to see.

[Draenor]

But all men... Are men.

Not Pit bosses. The ones in Las Vegas are all business.

[98silvz71]

Thats awsome