Text Message Injuries On The Rise

[Zembonez]

Text message injuries on the rise

 

HAHAH! I can only hope that they continue to get worse. i see idiots texting while driving all the time and would like to see them removed from my daily commute. Please feel free to injure them.

 

People are such frikkin' idiots.

[tobias]

Textards.

[Draenor]

I dont think I could text to save my life.

 

...Though I never tried.

[Draenor]

Check out the live vote on there...

 

What risky behavior do you most engage in while texting? * 3269 responses

 

Driving

37%

 

Walking

8.4%

 

Running

0.1%

 

Rollerblading

0%

 

Riding a bicycle

0.4%

 

Riding a unicycle

0.6%

 

Riding a horse

0.2%

 

Riding a lawn mower

0.2%

 

Tennis

0.1%

 

Putting on makeup

0.4%

 

Cooking

1.2%

 

Karate

0.3%

 

Shaving

0.2%

 

Sex

9.2%

 

I probably shouldn't say

1.3%

 

Some of the above

9.4%

 

All of the above

3.4%

 

I'm very careful and don't multitask when I text.

28%

 

 

 

Sex...c'mon

[ZZ327]

Ive seen the dumbasses texting going down the interstate! And Ive noticed 80% of the folks in this town have enough trouble driving as it is!

[Griffin86]

a 15-year-old girl who fell off her horse while texting, suffering head and back injuries, and a 13-year-old girl who suffered belly, leg and arm burns after texting her boyfriend while cooking noodles

 

Wow.. who texts while riding a horse?

 

 

Other reports include a 39-year-old man who suffered a head injury after crashing his bicycle into a tree while texting and a 16-year-old boy who suffered a concussion because he was texting while walking and banged into a telephone pole

 

these would be amusing to see.

[2000DV4.8]

I want to know who the guy is that texts on a unicycle...

[VMax2007]

So anyway.....2 guys walk into a bar.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cuz they were texting.

 

[Zembonez]

So anyway.....2 guys walk into a gay bar.....

 

Cuz they were texting.

 

Fixed that for ya!

[Zembonez]

I see these idiots daily on my commute between San Antonio and Austin. I like to move slowly towards them in my lane (staying completely in my lane) and watch them over-react when they look up and think they are drifting towards me. FUNNY STUFF! I'm just waiting for one to over-react and blast the IH35 concrete wall and do a couple of barrel rolls!

 

Man, it's nice to drive a company car!

[VMax2007]

So anyway.....2 guys walk into Jim's favorite gay bar.....

 

Cuz they were texting.

 

Fixed that for ya!

 

 

Fixed that for ya!

 

[2000DV4.8]

I see these idiots daily on my commute between San Antonio and Austin. I like to move slowly towards them in my lane (staying completely in my lane) and watch them over-react when they look up and think they are drifting towards me. FUNNY STUFF! I'm just waiting for one to over-react and blast the IH35 concrete wall and do a couple of barrel rolls!

 

Man, it's nice to drive a company car!

 

Don't you own your own company...?

[VMax2007]

I see these idiots daily on my commute between San Antonio and Austin. I like to move slowly towards them in my lane (staying completely in my lane) and watch them over-react when they look up and think they are drifting towards me. FUNNY STUFF! I'm just waiting for one to over-react and blast the IH35 concrete wall and do a couple of barrel rolls!

 

Man, it's nice to drive a company car!

 

Don't you own your own company...?

 

 

Yeah, he does....."Clowns-R-Us"

 

[Zembonez]

So anyway.....2 guys walk into a gay bar and sit next to Jeff and his man-friend.....

 

Cuz they were texting.

 

Fixed that for ya!

 

 

Fixed that for ya!

 

 

Even better!

[VMax2007]

So anyway.....2 guys walk into a gay bar and sit next to Jeff and his man-friend.....

 

Cuz they were texting.

 

Fixed that for ya!

 

 

Fixed that for ya!

 

 

Even better!

 

 

that makes no friggin sense!