How To

[merlin5577]

I know there are a few ladies on this site so I hope no one gets offended. But then again, if your on this site this shouldnt apply so

 

 

I saw this on another site and thought I should share ;

 

We need

REALLY MEANS

I want

 

You want

REALLY MEANS

You need

 

It's your decision

REALLY MEANS

The correct decision should be obvious by now.

 

We need to talk

REALLY MEANS

I need to complain

 

Do what you want

REALLY MEANS

You'll pay for this later.

 

You're ... so manly

REALLY MEANS

You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

 

Sure... go ahead

REALLY MEANS

I don't want you to.

 

I'm not upset

REALLY MEANS

Of course I'm upset, you moron!

 

You're certainly attentive tonight.

REALLY MEANS

Is sex all you ever think about?

 

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!

REALLY MEANS

I'm on my period.

 

Be romantic, turn out the lights.

REALLY MEANS

I'm Embarrassed

 

This kitchen is so inconvenient

REALLY MEANS

I want a new house.

 

You have to learn to communicate.

REALLY MEANS

Just agree with me.

 

Yes

REALLY MEANS

No

 

No

REALLY MEANS

No

 

Maybe

REALLY MEANS

No

 

I heard a noise

REALLY MEANS

I noticed you were almost asleep.

 

Do you love me?

REALLY MEANS

I'm going to ask for something expensive.

 

How much do you love me?

REALLY MEANS

I did something you're not going to like.

 

I'll be ready in a minute.

REALLY MEANS

Be patient I'll be a while.

 

Am I a little fat?

REALLY MEANS

Tell me I'm beautiful.

 

I'm sorry.

REALLY MEANS

You'll be sorry.

 

Do you like this recipe?

REALLY MEANS

It's easy to fix, so get used to it.

 

Was that the baby?

REALLY MEANS

Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.

 

I'm not yelling!

REALLY MEANS

Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

 

All we're going to buy is a soap dish

REALLY MEANS

Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?

[Jennabear]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[VMax2007]

 

 

 

 

^^^^^ REALLY MEANS:

 

I hope you don't ever plan on getting a BlackBear Tune.

 

[2000DV4.8]

 

 

 

 

^^^^^ REALLY MEANS:

 

I hope you don't ever plan on getting a BlackBear Tune.

 

 

 

[alaska511]

 

 

 

 

^^^^^ REALLY MEANS:

 

I hope you don't ever plan on getting a BlackBear Tune.

 

 

 

 

 

And we're on topic

[Zembonez]

Another ON TOPIC POST ALERT:

 

I heard a noise

REALLY MEANS

I noticed you were almost asleep.

 

[merlin5577]

I think this one is the most accurate;

 

I'm not yelling!

REALLY MEANS

Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

[pennzoil29]

How much do you love me?

REALLY MEANS

I did something you're not going to like

 

 

This is more fitting at my house.

[thecraft]

You're certainly attentive tonight.

REALLY MEANS

Is sex all you ever think about?

Yes.