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How many times have you been hit in the face with bugs bouncing off your side mirror?

I have never been hit with a bug bouncing off my mirrors tell I bought this truck. In the summer time I can't even drive down the road with the window all the way down. Nothing like a big juicy grasshopper hitting you in the head at 70 MPH!! Once had a hornet hit me in the chest after hitting the mirror and landed right next to me in the seat :lol: , needless to say I pulled right over and jumped out of the truck lol.

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Try getting hit with a big fat juicy grasshopper goin' 100 mph in a dune buggy.

 

Yeah...I had my face shield on the helmet up. That sh*t gave me quite the shiner.

 

I also had a bee sting me in the eyeball once while cruising down the road on my bike one day.

 

<<<<<ALWAYS wears helmet with face shield DOWN now.

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I was riding my bike with the face shield up at 70MPH and had a June Bug nick the edge of my face opening and hit me in the cheek and the bug-juice ran straight back and into my ear.

 

Nasty!!! :lol:

 

But, I am thankful it nicked the helmet first or that fuggin thing would have hurt like a mofo.

 

Also had a bee get in my face shield once too, luckily pulled over and got the bastard out before he stung me.

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I was riding my bike with the face shield up at 70MPH and had a June Bug nick the edge of my face opening and hit me in the cheek and the bug-juice ran straight back and into my ear.

 

Nasty!!! :lol:

 

But, I am thankful it nicked the helmet first or that fuggin thing would have hurt like a mofo.

 

Also had a bee get in my face shield once too, luckily pulled over and got the bastard out before he stung me.

 

That's odd. I was expecting you to have some unfortunate story about you at an all boys school. :lol:

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I was riding my bike with the face shield up at 70MPH and had a June Bug nick the edge of my face opening and hit me in the cheek and the bug-juice ran straight back and into my ear.

 

Nasty!!! :D

 

But, I am thankful it nicked the helmet first or that fuggin thing would have hurt like a mofo.

 

Also had a bee get in my face shield once too, luckily pulled over and got the bastard out before he stung me.

 

That's odd. I was expecting you to have some unfortunate story about you at an all boys school. :D

 

 

 

:lol::lol::D

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Never!

 

But when we moved to Michigan from Ohio my brother and I would take road trips back to Ohio to hang out with friends...

 

One day we were driving in a hail storm and hail was no larger than marbles... But we decided to see who could but there arm out with fingers facing up and forarm exposed towards the front of the vehicle to see who could hold there arm out the longest...

 

And everytime the hail hit out arms it killed...

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I was riding my bike with the face shield up at 70MPH and had a June Bug nick the edge of my face opening and hit me in the cheek and the bug-juice ran straight back and into my ear.

 

Nasty!!! :rollin:

 

But, I am thankful it nicked the helmet first or that fuggin thing would have hurt like a mofo.

 

Also had a bee get in my face shield once too, luckily pulled over and got the bastard out before he stung me.

 

That's odd. I was expecting you to have some unfortunate story about you at an all boys school. :uhoh:

 

 

Okay Jeff, show us on the doll where the bad man touched you.

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I was riding my bike with the face shield up at 70MPH and had a June Bug nick the edge of my face opening and hit me in the cheek and the bug-juice ran straight back and into my ear.

 

Nasty!!! :rollin:

 

But, I am thankful it nicked the helmet first or that fuggin thing would have hurt like a mofo.

 

Also had a bee get in my face shield once too, luckily pulled over and got the bastard out before he stung me.

 

That's odd. I was expecting you to have some unfortunate story about you at an all boys school. :uhoh:

 

 

Okay Jeff, show us on the doll where the bad man touched you.

 

 

 

No need, I will just tell you. He touched me on my "daddy". :D

Posted
I was riding my bike with the face shield up at 70MPH and had a June Bug nick the edge of my face opening and hit me in the cheek and the bug-juice ran straight back and into my ear.

 

Nasty!!! :rollin:

 

But, I am thankful it nicked the helmet first or that fuggin thing would have hurt like a mofo.

 

Also had a bee get in my face shield once too, luckily pulled over and got the bastard out before he stung me.

 

That's odd. I was expecting you to have some unfortunate story about you at an all boys school. :uhoh:

 

 

Okay Jeff, show us on the doll where the bad man touched you.

 

 

 

No need, I will just tell you. He touched me on my "daddy". :D

 

 

Just because I have been in your wife doesn't mean they should have the same name. :rolleyes:

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