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i need to rant . have you guys ever had house guests that just dont get fact they need to leave. im haveing some of that now my other half had a friend from france over . even the other half is tired of him dear god i wanna kill this person opens windows in middle of winter .

 

trys to clean the house for us and loses half my crap. cant find a model truck iv been working on its missing . i lost my own tv to them and my pc god i wanna kill some one tonight lol. o and pa is a s**t hole in his excat words its like then go back to damn france ok now that i ranted i feel better.

Zembonez Senior Enthusiast

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i need to rant . have you guys ever had house guests that just dont get fact they need to leave. im haveing some of that now my other half had a friend from france over . even the other half is tired of him dear god i wanna kill this person opens windows in middle of winter .

 

trys to clean the house for us and loses half my crap. cant find a model truck iv been working on its missing . i lost my own tv to them and my pc god i wanna kill some one tonight lol. o and pa is a s**t hole in his excat words its like then go back to damn france ok now that i ranted i feel better.

Kill her and run her body through a wood chipper. That's what I do.

SoCalChris Enthusiast

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That sounds like my mother in law. She was up after my wife had a child. While my wife was still in the hospital, and I was at work, she took it upon herself to start going through the garage and organizing stuff. So everything that I had in order in the garage was undone, boxes were stacked up in the wrong order (Boxes of books stacked on top of boxes of kid's clothes), and a bunch of stuff was brought into the house for my wife to go through, while she was still in the hospital. When my wife got home, there were stacks of boxes waiting for her to go through. We were both pissed. I wound up putting a lock on the garage door before the next time she came up. :confused:

txab Senior Enthusiast

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i need to rant . have you guys ever had house guests that just dont get fact they need to leave. im haveing some of that now my other half had a friend from france over . even the other half is tired of him dear god i wanna kill this person opens windows in middle of winter .

 

trys to clean the house for us and loses half my crap. cant find a model truck iv been working on its missing . i lost my own tv to them and my pc god i wanna kill some one tonight lol. o and pa is a s**t hole in his excat words its like then go back to damn france ok now that i ranted i feel better.

Kill her and run her body through a wood chipper. That's what I do.

 

 

Send him on errand. While he's gone, MOVE! :thumbs:

 

Jim's idea is good.

 

You might try setting up a guillotine in the living room. Then bring in dolls.... off with their heads. Then give him an evil look while saying "who's next?" It would help to for ya'll to watch the movie The Shining.

 

Pack his shit up and put it outside by the car. When he asks about it, say "I thought you were leaving today". You may need to repeat this

 

Be frank with him and tell him it's time for him to go.

tobias Senior Enthusiast

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Get yourself a Zeppelin and crash it into your house. Be sure to light a candle or two though before you leave for the air strip. :thumbs:

alaska511 Senior Enthusiast

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Get yourself a Zeppelin and crash it into your house. Be sure to light a candle or two though before you leave for the air strip. :P

 

 

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I love it when I get to post this :thumbs:

rvsahs Senior Enthusiast

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Why don't you hire Jas to run his truck into your house? That would scare the shit outta your unwanted house guest!

 

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Darkanion Senior Enthusiast

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You could try what I told a boss of mine one time, several years ago... He was getting on my nerves pretty bad one day and without even thinking, I pointed to the door and told him "Get the f*** away from me!!"

 

Or maybe you could call Immigration... See if you can get their visitation visa or whatever revoked. :thumbs:

2000DV4.8 Senior Enthusiast

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You could try what I told a boss of mine one time, several years ago... He was getting on my nerves pretty bad one day and without even thinking, I pointed to the door and told him "Get the f*** away from me!!"

 

:thumbs: Did he listen? :P

Schmids5.3l Senior Enthusiast

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Get yourself a Zeppelin and crash it into your house. Be sure to light a candle or two though before you leave for the air strip. :D

 

 

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I love it when I get to post this :P

 

 

Blimpin' aint easy :thumbs:

Schmids5.3l Senior Enthusiast

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I have a buddy like that...it's very annoying...and it happens at least once a week :thumbs:

My G/F is sleeping, I'm yawning constantly and dozing off, get a ****in clue!!!! :P This is why I don't answer the phone very often!!!

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