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Has Anybody Ever Heard Of Fmylife.com?


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"Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said "No, I mean the boyfriend type!" FML"

 

Hahaha that one's good.

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"Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said "No, I mean the boyfriend type!" FML"

 

Hahaha that one's familiar....FML :P .

 

 

Fixed. :lol:

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"Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said "No, I mean the boyfriend type!" FML"

 

Hahaha that one's familiar....FML :P .

 

 

Fixed. :lol:

 

 

DOH!

 

Way to go. Now people will really want to participate in a thread like this.

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"Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML"

 

:P That'd calm things down in a hurry. :lol:

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Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night. FML

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Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night. FML

 

:P

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Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

 

:P:lol::D:D:D

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"Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML"

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Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

 

:P:lol::D:D

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It's a good site. Another one is The Customer is not always right

 

Customer: *on the phone* “I know you aren’t tech support, but I have an easy

question.”

 

Me: “Ok…”

 

Customer: “How do you make the @ symbol…you know, for the email?”

 

Me: “You hold the shift key and press 2.”

 

Customer: “Won’t that just make a capital 2?”

 

Me: “…”

 

:P:lol::D

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One of my friends got me hooked on fmylife about a week ago. Its a great way to make you feel better when you've had a bad day. It makes you realize some people had MUCH worse days.

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