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ket1231

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Hi to all.....

I have some one line jokes and I am sharing that with you all.

Aliens

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Peanuts

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

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Tillerman New Member

Tillerman

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Here is one for ya.

 

You all know :Welcome to Dos Equis, home of the Most Interesting Man in the World.

 

I don't always talk to Obama supporters, but when I do, I always ask for fries.

GPGuy Senior Enthusiast

GPGuy

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Good ones

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