Some Funny Jokes.....

[ket1231]

Hi to all.....

I have some one line jokes and I am sharing that with you all.

Aliens

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Peanuts

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

Synonym

Is there another word for synonym?

Taking Your Money

Did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, they ...

Stylish Numbers

Q. What did the Zero say to the Eight?A. "Nice belt!" ...

[amtz.zero]

I thought the last two were funny.

[Tillerman]

Here is one for ya.

 

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[GPGuy]

Good ones

[Spurshot]

or..."did you know 'student' is not an occupation?"