Polticians - blah!

[gandolphxx]

Subject: He's not gone yet

 

 

One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers

announced today that they will be stocking America's

shelves this week with their newest Soup creation,

"Clinton Soup," that will honor one of the nation's

most distinguished men. It consists primarily of

a small weenie in hot water.

 

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line

to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin

production in Canada this year.

 

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs,

he replied: "I don't know, I never had one."

 

If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a

raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a

Pulitzer Prize-winning photograph, what shutter speed would you use?

 

Chelsea asked her dad, "Do all fairy tales begin with

once upon a time?" Bill Clinton replied, "No, some

begin 'After I'm elected.'"

 

Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would

grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer

has been answered.

 

American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as

"Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he

can't fly.

 

Clinton only lacks three things to become one of

America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, and

wisdom.

 

Clinton is doing the work of three men:

Larry, Curly, and Moe.

 

Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the

truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to

be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

 

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common:

They should both be changed regularly,

and for the same reason.

 

And now for the other party:

 

There was a staff meeting at the White House recently concerning the

health of Vice President Cheney and his angina problem.

 

George W. said, "Men don't have anginas."

 

He was completely freaked when Colin Powell insisted that Cheney not

only had angina---he had acute angina.

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Maybe its just cuz its late, but I liked the acute angina.  Nice one -