From my 8 yr old nephew...

[NewbieZ71]

Why'd the turtle cross the road?

 

This is an easy one.

[General Lee 01]

To go to the golf-course? ???

 

To see some MAN BREASTS? ???

 

What is it Newbie?  :ehh:

[NewbieZ71]

Oh come on!!! You mean to tell me NOBODY can answer this eight year old level question?  In a TRUCK forum???

[DigUout]

To get to the other side?

[NewbieZ71]

Why did the turtle cross the road?

 

TO GET TO THE SHELL STATION.

 

I should drum you both outta the forum....

[DigUout]

Like you could afford to lose two readers....... :ehh:

[NewbieZ71]

Maybe you are right.  Sorry.  Please come back.

[chevy4x4trucks]

Very clever newbie, I guess I'll have to learn from you and next time I post a joke I'll say I heard it from my little sister so that way if it's bad I don't get blamed.  Very clever, but don't worry, your secret is safe w/ me.

[NewbieZ71]

We all have our little techniques now dont we.  You caught me.