Webster's Rice Dictionary

[Vortec5.3]

Webster's Rice Dictionary

 

*Flywheel= A really cool rim.

 

*N02 AKA NOS= NAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWS. You need two bottles, you just

do.

 

*Alignment= Making sure all your racing stripes are parallel.

 

*Hood= That place you should avoid at night.

 

*Springs= What you end up with after you cut what ever it was you started with.

 

*Shocks= It happens every now and then when you install your fly a$$ stereo system.

 

*Manifold= Something you put a warning sensor on. Not quite sure why.

 

*Wheel hop= Hydraulics

 

*DUBs= 20" rims

 

*Shift knob= The lit up neon thing you use to change gears.

 

*Stick shift= Going through the gears in your

automatic.

 

*Rims= The really cool plastic wheel covers avalible at Auto Zone and other fine auto

stores.

 

*Auto tensioner= The mechanism that locks the seat belts when the brakes are slammed

on.

 

*Fuse= Needed for installing a subwoofer.

 

*High octane= It comes in a bottle.

 

*Cigarette Lighter= The thing you plug your inflatable girlfriend into.

 

*Grille= That thing you remove for the fake intercooler.

 

*ABS= A Bad Stereo.

 

*Acura Type R= Avalible at any race shop. Be sure to place the logo in the right stop or it

won't work right.

 

*Spoiler= Creates downforce so you don't spin out your FWD car. A must have to keep

your ride safe.

 

*Clear corners= Creates that one of a kind look. Avalible everywhere!

 

*Rotor= Another word for motor.

 

*Cylinder= Needs bored for POWER!

 

*Gage= Needed for a NAAAAWWWWWWWWWS hookup.

 

*Head Gasket= Needs replaced a lot from running NAAAWWWWWS.

 

*Accessory Belt= keeps your fly a$$ baggy pants from falling completely off.

 

*Aerodynamics= One chapter on physics I failed in high

school.

 

*Power take off= Making your automatic roll back (in neutral) to look like a 5 speed.