The house sitter.

[General Lee 01]

A man (We'll call him "Todd") was on vacation and left his brother (We'll call him "Greg") in-watch of is house. One night he decided to call-in and see how things were.

 

After he got a-hold of Greg, they insued in conversation....

Greg: "I need to tell you somethingbro."

 

Todd: " Ok, we'll get to it later. So, how's my dog doing?"

 

Greg: "Not too good, he died"

 

Todd: "WHAT?!"

 

Greg: "Well he did."

 

Todd cries for 5 minutes or so and when he regains his composure he decided to teach his lil' bro a lesson.

 

Todd: "That's not how you 'breakthe news' to a person, you gotta be gentile!"

 

Greg: "Like how?"

 

Todd: "Well, the first day I ask, you say something like 'Well, the neighbor's Rottweiler chased him onto the roof, we can't get him down', you got me."

 

Greg: "yeah"

 

Todd: "Then the second day you say something like 'He never came down, he's still up there, he hasn't eaten in a long time, his condition is deteorating.' you got me?"

 

Greg: "yes"

 

Todd: "then the third day, you say 'well, he fell of the roof, broke his neck, and passed away.' you got me?"

 

Greg: "yes I do, I understand what you mean now."

 

Todd: "Ok, so what were you going to tell me?"

 

Greg: "Um, I forgot."

 

Then pauses for 10 seconds thinking...

 

Greg: "OH! I remember!"

 

Todd: "What is it then?"

 

 

 

 

 

Greg: "Todd, the neighbor's Rottweiler chased mom onto the roof today....."