Used Condoms

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Who said there aren't perfectly good uses for used condoms? I can give you at least 50 that are sure to be great examples...

 

Bicycle handle grips.

 

French tickler animals.

 

Shower caps for people with tiny heads.

 

Put one on a light bulb for mood lighting.

 

Fill one with helium and tie a note to it.

 

Get 1000 and make a submarine.

 

Put one over the showerhead to surprise Dad.

 

Put 'em on your cat's feet to keep it from climbing the curtains.

 

Blow a bunch up and tie them to the cars outside a wedding.

 

Put one on your nose and be Bobo the clown.

 

Water wings for those non-swimmers.

 

Use 500 of them to spell out "We Want Women!!" on your house.

 

Jello molds.

 

Finger puppets.

 

A wind sock.

 

Use as a bobber when fishing.

 

Put them on soda cans to keep the fizz in when you're not drinking it.

 

Practical joke: Put one on an exhaust pipe.

 

Suspenders.

 

Recycle as a Burger King ketchup baggie. (or would mayonnaise be better?)

 

Small animal muzzle.

 

Put them on your fingers & play proctologist.

 

Put them on your toes to make swim fins.

 

Draw eyeballs on them and make funny glasses.

 

Automatic door closing devices.

 

Have 'water' balloon fights.

 

Glue a bunch together and use to replace silicon breast implants.

 

Freeze them for an all- natural Popsicle.

 

Glue several together and sell as a "Stretch Man" toy.

 

Use for a Xmas stocking for those times when coal doesn't tell 'em just

how bad they screwed up this year.

 

Ear/nose plugs.

 

Use 365 of them to make into a tire, and call it a "Good Year".

 

Replace those old "Dr. Scholls" shoe cushions.

 

Feed them to your pet iguana, Clyde.

 

Paint scales on them & put them in a fish tank.

 

"I challenge you to a duel!"

 

Drain plugs.

 

Put them in with your tax return.

 

Go see "Saturday Night Fever" and throw them at the screen.

 

Punching bags.

 

Hang them on the blades of a ceiling fan.

 

Send 50 of them to your ex-girlfriend.

 

Novelty key rings.

 

Hang them all around your windshield and be a Chicano.

 

Spell "Happy Birthday" on a cake.

 

Break out your paints and make wax fruit.

 

Put them on your nipples and try to swing them in opposite directions.

 

Make a "water" bed.

 

Put your money in one. Nobody will steal it!

 

Stick one on the bridge of your nose and run around saying "Gobble Gobble".