Good luck huh?

[JustinB]

So, this evening while I was outside talking to my brother, a bird decides it would be the perfect time to drop a duece on my bare arm. I just stood there in disbelief that I really just got crapped on. It's been a really bad past few weeks here at the house, and to make it better, I got pooped on.

 

A friend from work tried to tell me it's good luck. However, I just don't believe her. Anyone else ever been shizzed on by a bird?

[chakis24]

i think they say its good luck to make people feel better....like rain on your wedding day.

[Wolfmanjohn]

Twice in my 60 years; that's about average from the conversations I've had over the years. It should also be noted here that planet Mercury is currently in retrograde, therefore shitty things are more likely to happen to the best of us during this time. Have a great day!

[Shaners]

One time while I was in Florida one of those bigger sea birds dropped a HUGE load down the front of me! God did it stink!

[doverarjim]

Not right on me, but when I was a kid I went to get on my bicycle and as I put my leg over the seat it got hit and I sat down on it before I saw it!!! Then I had to ride about 2 miles home with that stink going on.

[waumo1]

Twice that I can remember. And neither time was I asking for it, like standing under a tree, power line etc.

Look at the bright side, it could have been a meteor, a stray bullet or something else you can't just wash off!

[redjewel2ss]

i think they say its good luck to make people feel better....like rain on your wedding day.

 

 

+1

 

it rained on my wedding day out of no where, and everyone was saying its good luck. personally i don't believe in luck

[MD Chevy]

Never been pooped on by a bird, but was deer hunting and had an annoying squirrel above me. Next thing I knew I had a turd hit me on the head and then land in my lap. I never got a shot at him, but I wouldve tried to kill him!

[KMGZ400]

twice in one day by a god damn gull, too bad i was on the beach in Avalon, NJ or the 11-87 would be out

[chakis24]

i think they say its good luck to make people feel better....like rain on your wedding day.

 

 

+1

 

it rained on my wedding day out of no where, and everyone was saying its good luck. personally i don't believe in luck

 

 

well if you makes you feel better....my wedding was in the bahamas on a cruise during hurricane irene....