Virus ALERT-- Especially Important For Some Women

[TxDoc]

Subject: Virus Alert

 

If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bedtimes," delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not

open it.

 

Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on

your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on floppy disks within 20

feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on all your credit cards.

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and

uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It

will program the auto dial on your phone so that you can call only 1-900

numbers. This virus will also mix antifreeze with water in your fish

tank.

 

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

 

It will drink ALL your beer.

 

FOR MERCY'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?! ?

 

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting

company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.

If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will

leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously

close to a bathtub filled with water. It will not only remove the forbidden

tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk

with whole milk.

 

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

 

If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll be sorry.

Send this to everyone you know.

 

If you are a blonde, this is a joke

[Dkalvin]

LMFAO!!  

[MarkD]

I'm a dirty blonde...is it still a joke???

[BlueRado]

LMAO, good one!!  :thumb: