JOTD: Donkey Removal.

[Bad Bowtie2]

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed a jacka$s lying in the middle of his front lawn. It was dead.

He promptly called the local sheriff's office. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Deputy Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jacka$s lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Deputy Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now, Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment ... Father O'Malley then replied:

"Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for my call."

[zach1990]

Lol that's a good one

 

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[kstruckcountry]

Oldie but a goody

[99silveradoz71]

Ha