JOTD: Mistaken Identity.

[Bad Bowtie2]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.

She says, 'Hello.'

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

So he asks, 'So, you are that stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table? Years back- When all my buddies were watching & your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

[dgrinnell]

This is great!

[kstruckcountry]

[99silveradoz71]

Doh

[8.1HD/ALLISON]

Whoops.