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This one made me laugh out loud. I'm sorry but it did.

 

 

 

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

 

   One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,  Jim

   suddenly jumped into the deep end.  He sank to the bottom of the  pool and

   stayed there.  Edna promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam to the  bottom

   and

   pulled him out.

 

   When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he  immediately

   ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered  her to

   be

   mentally stable.

 

   When he went to tell Edna the news, he said &quote ;Edna, I have  good news

   and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since you  were

   able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the  life of

   another

   patient, I have concluded that your act displays soundmindedness.  The bad

   news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe  belt in

   the bathroom.  I am so sorry, but he's dead.

 

   Edna replied, He didn't hang himself.  I put him there to dry.

 

:crackup:  :smash:

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