Quotes about the French.

[Black02Silverado]

Found these today. Thought it was good reading for a Monday.

 

Thought you'd enjoy

 

>

> My favorite bumper sticker in Washington, DC right

> now is the one that says 'First Iraq, then France.'"

> Tom Brokaw

>

> "The French announced today that they would not help

> us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well, Duh! They didn't

> even help us remove Hitler from France." Jay Leno

>

> "France said this week they need more evidence to

> convince them Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time

> France asked for more evidence it came rolling thru

> Paris with a German Flag on it." Dave Letterman

>

> Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?

> So the Germans can march in the shade!!!

>

> Going to war without France is like going deer

> hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave

> behind a lot of noisy baggage. unknown

>

> France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals.

> France is miserable because it is filled with

> Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they

> live in France. Mark Twain

>

> Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who

> lives in Canada. Ted Nugent

>

> The only way the French are going in with us is if

> we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

>

> War without France would be like ... uh ... World

> War II

>

> Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their

> hands up?

> A:  The Army

>

> Q. How do you stop a French Tank?

> A. Shoot the guy pushing.

>

> Q. how many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris.

> A. We don't know, it's never been tried.

>

> The best French bashing line heard over the last

> week is: "We can count on the French to be there

> when they need us."

>

[maggot]

> Going to war without France is like going deer

> hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave

> behind a lot of noisy baggage. unknown

 

 

This is from Sec.of Defense Donald Rumsfeld at a press brief.