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I used to know them all...now I forget...Help me remember...Here's one's I have

 

Forget Off Road Driving

F*cked Over Rebuilt Dautus...or Dodge

First On Race Day <- You wish

Fixed On Roadside Daily

For Old Retarded Drivers (my friend came up with that one)

 

 

are there any more :chevy:

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These are some I've had for a while :chevy:

 

- FORD = Fix or Repair Daily

- "Fords will always go as fast as a Chevy as long as the tow strap doesn't break!"

-Have you beaten a Ford Lately

-Mustang = massively undersized tires and no go

-Why did Ford put heaters in the tailgates of their trucks? To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck to the shop.

-FORD = Found Off Road Dead

-FORD = (Backwards) Driver returns on Foot

-How is a golf ball different from a Ford? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards!

-FORD = Factory Ordered Road Disaster

-Friends don't let friends drive Fords

-Why are there sidewalks next to most streets? So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.

-I wanta buy me a Ford truck and push it up and down the road

-A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

-One Word: PINTO

-This is Chevy country and on a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust...

-Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust. If it wasn't for our Fords, Our tools would rust.

-This is your brain "CHEVY", this is your brain on drugs "FORD"

-WHY ARE THE NEW FORD TRUCKS MORE AERODYNAMIC? So they will save the Chevy gas when the Chevy tows them away.

-That's not a leak, my Ford's just marking its territory!

-What's the difference between a Ford and a shopping cart? A shopping cart is a lot easier to push

-Support your local mechanic; buy a Ford

-License plate frame I saw… Today's Special… Smoked Ford

-Speed Kills! Be safe, drive a Ford

-At Ford quality is Job 1… Job 2 is putting out the fire

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I have seen that before somewhere.

 

GM was definately a bit clone-happy in the 70's and 80's...I guess with some platforms they still are. I believe that is what brought Olds down...all of the clones in the Olds lineup were trying to compete with the other GMs for sales and just coulden't get any. Which is a shame because some very nice Olds cars were made.

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This one I will give credit to my 14 year old daughter. She says "At least ford can circle their problems"!! And no I did not tell her about it.

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