F.O.R.D

tmf6902 · May 20, 2003

I used to know them all...now I forget...Help me remember...Here's one's I have

Forget Off Road Driving

F*cked Over Rebuilt Dautus...or Dodge

First On Race Day <- You wish

Fixed On Roadside Daily

For Old Retarded Drivers (my friend came up with that one)

are there any more

RoadrunnerRod · May 20, 2003

Fell Off Roadside Dead, Fix Or Repair Daily, Full Of Rust & Dents

General Lee 01 · May 20, 2003

I moved this to The Lighter side area.

The pic post area is for posting pictures. (For future refference ;) )

Wingnut · May 20, 2003

Flip

Over

Read

Directions

ToeJam · May 20, 2003

FORD in reverse is "Driver Returned on Foot"

k1500chevy97 · May 20, 2003

F**ked On Race Day

antig24 · May 20, 2003

These are some I've had for a while

- FORD = Fix or Repair Daily

- "Fords will always go as fast as a Chevy as long as the tow strap doesn't break!"

-Have you beaten a Ford Lately

-Mustang = massively undersized tires and no go

-Why did Ford put heaters in the tailgates of their trucks? To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck to the shop.

-FORD = Found Off Road Dead

-FORD = (Backwards) Driver returns on Foot

-How is a golf ball different from a Ford? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards!

-FORD = Factory Ordered Road Disaster

-Friends don't let friends drive Fords

-Why are there sidewalks next to most streets? So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.

-I wanta buy me a Ford truck and push it up and down the road

-A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

-One Word: PINTO

-This is Chevy country and on a quiet night you can hear a Ford rust...

-Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust. If it wasn't for our Fords, Our tools would rust.

-This is your brain "CHEVY", this is your brain on drugs "FORD"

-WHY ARE THE NEW FORD TRUCKS MORE AERODYNAMIC? So they will save the Chevy gas when the Chevy tows them away.

-That's not a leak, my Ford's just marking its territory!

-What's the difference between a Ford and a shopping cart? A shopping cart is a lot easier to push

-Support your local mechanic; buy a Ford

-License plate frame I saw… Today's Special… Smoked Ford

-Speed Kills! Be safe, drive a Ford

-At Ford quality is Job 1… Job 2 is putting out the fire

pacodiablo · May 20, 2003

-One Word: PINTO

A few words...

Vega

Nova

Corvair

Celebrity

Chevette

Lumina

Wingnut · May 20, 2003

N Nova- Chevrolet

O Omega-Olds

V Ventura-Pontiac

A Apollo-Buick

Am I the only one who has noticed this?

pacodiablo · May 21, 2003

I have seen that before somewhere.

GM was definately a bit clone-happy in the 70's and 80's...I guess with some platforms they still are. I believe that is what brought Olds down...all of the clones in the Olds lineup were trying to compete with the other GMs for sales and just coulden't get any. Which is a shame because some very nice Olds cars were made.