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hogger999 Enthusiast

hogger999

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Hi all, I haven't been around in awhile but I thought everyone would enjoy this.

 

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

 

 

 

1 to change the light bulb and 1 to post that the light bulb has been changed

 

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

 

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

 

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

 

53 to flame the spell checkers

 

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

 

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

 

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

 

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

 

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

 

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

 

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

 

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

 

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

 

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

 

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

 

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

 

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

 

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

 

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

 

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

 

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

 

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

 

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

 

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

 

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

 

 

 

:thumbs:

bummed-n-Md Enthusiast

bummed-n-Md

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has any real light been shed on this topic now? no? I guess maybe we need a new bulb.

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you forgot to add the

 

73 smarta$$ posters who just have to make a joke or wisecrack about the whole thing.

 

:thumbs::lol:

MCourson Senior Enthusiast

MCourson

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:lol::lol::thumbs:

 

Hmm...and the total post for that topics comes to 1355.

 

Hey it would be interesting to have that many members all posting on the same topic.

greyghost03 Senior Enthusiast

greyghost03

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:P  :lol:  :thumbs:

 

Hmm...and the total post for that topics comes to 1355.

 

Hey it would be interesting to have that many members all posting on the same topic.

I agree! :lol:

 

Me too! :lol:

Kania2k1 Senior Enthusiast

Kania2k1

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Nice dude! I hope you read that somewhere, and didn't come up with it on your own! That might be a serious psychological disorder?! But funny, none the less :thumbs::lol::lol:

TheScaryGuy Enthusiast

TheScaryGuy

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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

 

We're chevy owners, we don't replace the lightbulb. We buy a new fixture we've been eyeing with a flouresent bulb already in it. Man you'd think your talking to a dodge owner or something. :thumbs:

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